Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I have a picture of you on my wall you look like a nude female sloth

I have a picture of you on my wall you look like a nude female sloth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has enough courage to grab kleenex at front of class blows nose so hard lets out a fart

has enough courage to grab kleenex at front of class blows nose so hard lets out a fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Won the 40-day no sex challenge never got the chance to refuse it

Won the 40-day no sex challenge never got the chance to refuse it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Automated watering kit arrives Rains for 48 hours

Automated watering kit arrives Rains for 48 hours  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

be single and get laid every weekend always upset because i can't get any karma on reddit

be single and get laid every weekend always upset because i can't get any karma on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thanks for stopping by Target I'll miss you!

Thanks for stopping by Target I'll miss you!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks to be my partner for assignment she knows I'm a nerd , will do the majority of the work, and get an "A".

Cute girl asks to be my partner for assignment she knows I'm a nerd , will do the majority of the work, and get an

gets invited to sleep with a girl still had to jerk off as she was not in the mood to do anything

gets invited to sleep with a girl still had to jerk off as she was not in the mood to do anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Books a romantic surprise night in paris for me and the wife Finds out it will be during shark week, which has started to come early.

Books a romantic surprise night in paris for me and the wife Finds out it will be during shark week, which has started to come early.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

passed first college program and qualify for deans list still havent graduated high school

passed first college program and qualify for deans list still havent graduated high school  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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