Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

uses greatest pickup line ever has an obvious boner

uses greatest pickup line ever has an obvious boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on with the barista doesn't get her number, leaves with the frapuccino

Hits on with the barista doesn't get her number, leaves with the frapuccino   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl behind you, hold the door Door to mens restroom

Hot girl behind you, hold the door Door to mens restroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

uses hilarious yo momma joke on new friend friend's mom is dead

uses hilarious yo momma joke on new friend friend's mom is dead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes girl on first date gets mistaken as husband

Takes girl on first date gets mistaken as husband  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey how're you doing?" "Fine and you" "good and how about you?"

Tries to comfort crying girl "There are girls fatter than you"

Tries to comfort crying girl

Makes a penta with darius

Makes a penta with darius  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl says "hi" Respond with an angry sounding, "what do you want?"

Cute girl says

calmly removes spider from girl's dress stares at it in fascination beyond the point at which it becomes creepy

calmly removes spider from girl's dress stares at it in fascination beyond the point at which it becomes creepy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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