Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a fantastic sex dream wakes up humping the cat

has a fantastic sex dream wakes up humping the cat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got told that I am very attractive was from a 90 year old nun with alzheimers

Got told that I am very attractive was from a 90 year old nun with alzheimers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks to sleep over sleep during all night

Girl asks to sleep over sleep during all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks to share barstool with you One cheek on, one cheek off causes instantaneous fart

Cute girl asks to share barstool with you One cheek on, one cheek off causes instantaneous fart   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers cute girl seat on full school shuttle Doesn't know what to do when she says yes

Offers cute girl seat on full school shuttle Doesn't know what to do when she says yes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rents an awesome cabin in the mountains with friends Clogs the upstairs toilet 5 minutes after arriving

Rents an awesome cabin in the mountains with friends Clogs the upstairs toilet 5 minutes after arriving  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friendzone crush: "we really haven't talked in a while" can't respond because someone is in between you and girl

friendzone crush:

cute girl catches your eye and beckons you over would you like a free recovery version new testament? are you a christian?

cute girl catches your eye and beckons you over would you like a free recovery version new testament? are you a christian?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes in for a hug instead of awkward high five smashes into their face

goes in for a hug instead of awkward high five smashes into their face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shoves boyfriend's face into crotch to be sexy breaks his nose on pelvic bone

Shoves boyfriend's face into crotch to be sexy breaks his nose on pelvic bone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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