Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives hot girl one of my cans of beer after shes ran out of drink at a party Sprays all over her when she opens it

Gives hot girl one of my cans of beer after shes ran out of drink at a party Sprays all over her when she opens it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Provides best quality updates on national news stories Tries to solve crimes

Provides best quality updates on national news stories Tries to solve crimes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i've never smoked weed i've never smoked weed

i've never smoked weed i've never smoked weed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flashes lights to warn car there's police ahead they were also police

Flashes lights to warn car there's police ahead  they were also police  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SENT DICK PIC TO GIRL BESTFRIEND IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN I EXPECTED

SENT DICK PIC TO GIRL BESTFRIEND IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN I EXPECTED  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Showing teenage guys how to light farts on fire poops on hand

Showing teenage guys how to light farts on fire poops on hand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a valenines card in mail from my parents

Got a valenines card in mail from my parents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to the library to study to try to talk to girls sits in the back and goes on reddit

Goes to the library to study to try to talk to girls sits in the back and goes on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Two girls kissing in my bed whiskey dick

Two girls kissing in my bed whiskey dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wear a cute outfit and cute shoes to work falls in front of all coworkers at morning meeting

Wear a cute outfit and cute shoes to work falls in front of all coworkers at morning meeting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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