Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Making Small talk: "When is the baby due?" Not Pregnant

Making Small talk:

cute girl on video chat asks to see your back flex, pull something

cute girl on video chat asks to see your back flex, pull something  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girl's number Spends the entire next day thinking of what to say

Gets a girl's number Spends the entire next day thinking of what to say  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sits down doesn't adjust himself to get comfortable

sits down doesn't adjust himself to get comfortable  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets complimented on shirt walks into someone while looking backwards to say thanks

Gets complimented on shirt walks into someone while looking backwards to say thanks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Uploads a favourite song as ringtone puts phone on silent so no one hears it

Uploads a favourite song as ringtone puts phone on silent so no one hears it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with new Girlfriend for the first time Calls her by the ex girlfriend name during sex

Has sex with new Girlfriend for the first time Calls her by the ex girlfriend name during sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

why do i feel like you have some massive store of sexual knowledge? I don't know. Projection?

why do i feel like you have some massive store of sexual knowledge? I don't know.  Projection?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with girl. Gets a boner "sorry"

Makes out with girl. Gets a boner

She said I had the biggest penis she ever saw we stumped

She said I had the biggest penis she ever saw we stumped  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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