Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"hey, i think you're really cute" "ditto"

Trashed my own house party Cuz nobody came

Trashed my own house party Cuz nobody came  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rich enough to afford birth control doesn't matter

rich enough to afford birth control doesn't matter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flys alone for the first time Trys to board the wrong flight

Flys alone for the first time Trys to board the wrong flight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl shows up at front door for 2am booty call Tells you she just found out she's in love with her roommate and leaves

Cute girl shows up at front door for 2am booty call Tells you she just found out she's in love with her roommate and leaves  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got a text from my mom

got a text from my mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes girl horney and wet on omegle

makes girl horney and wet on omegle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First two Reddit Posts Huge Success Next 10 miserable failures

First two Reddit Posts Huge Success Next 10 miserable failures  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to gym to lift weights Can't open a bottle of water

Goes to gym to lift weights Can't open a bottle of water  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets roomate to hang out in the living room instead of his room gets ignored

Gets roomate to hang out in the living room instead of his room gets ignored   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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