Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey Cutie, What's your name?" "Why?"

Strikes up conversation with cute girls faints from dehydration 30 seconds later

Strikes up conversation with cute girls faints from dehydration 30 seconds later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She said "I've been looking for someone to practice speaking a new language with!" I'm learning Python

She said

Hot girl smiles and says hi response: ugh...mmphhff

Hot girl smiles and says hi response: ugh...mmphhff  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Overcomes social anxiety still scared of reddit's opinion

Overcomes social anxiety still scared of reddit's opinion  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

1st date. Her bed. Nosebleed.

1st date. Her bed. Nosebleed.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys Condoms Hides them under 10 packs of gum at checkout

Buys Condoms Hides them under 10 packs of gum at checkout  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mentions S.A.P. on reddit; receives upvotes and comments Mentions S.A.P. in real social setting; silence and strange looks

Mentions S.A.P. on reddit; receives upvotes and comments Mentions S.A.P. in real social setting; silence and strange looks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

out raps black man too scared to speak the rest of the day

out raps black man too scared to speak the rest of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks about what to say Builds up suspense

Thinks about what to say Builds up suspense  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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