Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to florida for spring break to go to a Sci-Fi Convention

goes to florida for spring break to go to a Sci-Fi Convention  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got the cute barista's number It didn't work out so have to walk an extra mile for coffee in the morning

Got the cute barista's number It didn't work out so have to walk an extra mile for coffee in the morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Alone with cute girl in the elevator Loudly fart

Alone with cute girl in the elevator Loudly fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl says her phone is broken and wants my number mines too (shows her broken screen)

cute girl says her phone is broken and wants my number mines too (shows her broken screen)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to sweet sixteen Oh what's your name?

Gets invited to sweet sixteen Oh what's your name?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Compliments cute girl on her nose ring it was a zit

Compliments cute girl on her nose ring it was a zit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Silent fart smells like shit

Silent fart smells like shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally get a girl back to my apartment start shaking like a motherfucker

Finally get a girl back to my apartment start shaking like a motherfucker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response in the shower the next day

thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response in the shower the next day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Becomes facebook friends with crush now every status update is secretly intended for her

Becomes facebook friends with crush now every status update is secretly intended for her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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