Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meant to say, "I'm sorry. That's weird." said, "I'm weird."

Meant to say,

Get Facebook message from a friend I haven't talked to in a while He got a new job and wants to sell me insurance

Get Facebook message from a friend I haven't talked to in a while He got a new job and wants to sell me insurance  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

had a long conversation with an attractive girl in which i was funny and charming thoughout in my head

had a long conversation with an attractive girl in which i was funny and charming thoughout in my head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made out with cute girl she threw up on my jeans

Made out with cute girl she threw up on my jeans  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Farts to impress immature girls. SHITS

Farts to impress 
immature girls.  SHITS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Everyone knows me to hammered to remember names

Everyone knows me to hammered to remember names  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get girl to agree to go on a date with you She bails. "Looks like I'll be drinking by myself tonight."

Get girl to agree to go on a date with you She bails.

Girl leaves after sleeping over Can finally take a dump

Girl leaves after sleeping over Can finally take a dump  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

rolls massive spliff with last of weed drops it in the toilet

rolls massive spliff with last of weed drops it in the toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dates most popular guy He's friends with all my professors

Dates most popular guy He's friends with all my professors  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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