Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to open car door for girlfriend she walks to the other side

Goes to open car door for girlfriend she walks to the other side  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Black guy sits next to me on the subway stinking of cigarettes Suffer through it because I'm afraid to switch seats and have everyone think I'm racist

Black guy sits next to me on the subway stinking of cigarettes Suffer through it because I'm afraid to switch seats and have everyone think I'm racist  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells a really funny joke at work Spends all day telling it to every single coworker

Tells a really funny joke at work  Spends all day telling it to every single coworker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks Hot Girl to prom, she says yes says "thank you"

Asks Hot Girl to prom, she says yes says

Tells funny joke keeps thinking about it all day

Tells funny joke keeps thinking about it all day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with hot girl Fast beating heart wakes you up

Makes out with hot girl Fast beating heart wakes you up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

E-mail engine detailing video to gearhead girl for brownie points She thinks it's yours & has already shared with friends

E-mail engine detailing video to gearhead girl for brownie points She thinks it's yours & has already shared with friends   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees movie first before taking a date... so he can listen to audiance and memorize when to laugh.

Sees movie first before taking a date... so he can listen to audiance and memorize when to laugh.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a party Sits alone in a corner and eats food the entire time

Gets invited to a party Sits alone in a corner and eats food the entire time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked to dance by hot girl Doesn't know how to dance

Asked to dance by hot girl Doesn't know how to dance  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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