Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with a hot girl on the way to the mall walks into a nun and knocks her over

Flirting with a hot girl on the way to the mall walks into a nun and knocks her over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes front page of reddit Celebrates more than on new years

Makes front page of reddit Celebrates more than on new years  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tries to save 73 million by cutting family planning budget Ends up with 273 million loss

tries to save 73 million by cutting family planning budget Ends up with 273 million loss  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turn on nintendo 64 to play mario kart accidentally blow the entire neighbourhood's power

Turn on nintendo 64 to play mario kart accidentally blow the entire neighbourhood's power  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

secret crush invites me to her party forgot she invited me , also invited my ex

secret crush invites me to her party forgot she invited me , also invited my ex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes plans with girlfriend for spring break she forgets and decides to go see her friends

makes plans with girlfriend for spring break she forgets and decides to go see her friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at work is flirting with me and asks if she should buy a camera or exercise equipment first " Your pictures will look better after you exercise "

Cute girl at work is flirting with me and asks if she should buy a camera or exercise equipment first

Gets the chance to talk to cute cashier she points out that i have a stray booger

Gets the chance to talk to cute cashier she points out that i have a stray booger  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See high school drama teacher. She complements me on my portrayal of Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte's Web. Tells me 16 years later I got the part because I was the fattest kid who auditioned.

See high school drama teacher. She complements me on my portrayal of Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte's Web. Tells me 16 years later I got the part because I was the fattest kid who auditioned.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

JAYWALKS In order to avoid the awkwardness at intersections

JAYWALKS In order to avoid the awkwardness at intersections  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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