Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey man, what's up?" pretty good, yourself?

offers seat to person older than her on the bus gets yelled at for implying he's old.

offers seat to  person older than her on the bus gets yelled at for implying he's old.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Poops Has to go back into the stall to finish peeing

Poops Has to go back into the stall to finish peeing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

OMG I talked to a female She found me repulsive.

OMG I talked to a female She found me repulsive.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Told my boss to go fuck himself Immediately said sorry

Told my boss to go fuck himself Immediately said sorry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dude, She's Perfect for You... ...she has really low self-esteem!

Dude, She's Perfect for You... ...she has really low self-esteem!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl checks me out ignore her to avoid seeming desperate

cute girl checks me out ignore her to avoid seeming desperate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

-"wow your hands are so soft, you must use lotion everyday" "I do, but mostly for other reasons"

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remembers everything after a night out drinking including how I made a fool of myself

remembers everything after a night out drinking including how I made a fool of myself   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friendzones a girl Hermoine granger (Emma Watson)

Friendzones a girl  Hermoine granger (Emma Watson)  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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