Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy: I was talking to the cops because some guy crashed into me on my motorcycle Me: nice

Guy: I was talking to the cops because some guy crashed into me on my motorcycle Me:  nice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Only one in class to have driver's licence Third attempt at grade 10

Only one in class to have driver's licence Third attempt  at grade 10  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

during date stops at drug store to buy condoms and beef jerky

during date stops at drug store to buy condoms and beef jerky  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girls ask you to sit with them Leave in panic and get no numbers

Girls ask you to sit with them Leave in panic and get no numbers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me i give great head don't get any head

Girl tells me i give great head don't get any head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BUYS A BOX OF MAGNUMS CUTE CASHIER CHUCKLES "Yeah right"

BUYS A BOX OF MAGNUMS CUTE CASHIER CHUCKLES

will you swallow? its ok i already jacked off three times today, it won't be much

will you swallow? its ok i already jacked off three times today, it won't be much  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Thank you, sir." no no, sir is my father

Thought of a comment that hasn't been sai Too scared to say it

Thought of a comment that hasn't been sai Too scared to say it   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See friends I haven't seen in a long time, they mention my hair looks way better now Still messy from when I slept

See friends I haven't seen in a long time, they mention my hair looks way better now Still messy from when I slept  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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