Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I want you so bad right now Cool

I want you so bad right now Cool  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives delivery driver a big tip pays in change

Gives delivery driver a big tip pays in change  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Overhears girl and says "I love your accent!" She's Deaf

Overhears girl and says

Strong conversion with girl smoothly mentions that she is cute no reply

Strong conversion with girl  smoothly mentions that she is cute no reply  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Open note final forgot to bring notebook

Open note final forgot to bring notebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl goes in for european kiss smash my cheekbone into hers

Cute girl goes in for european kiss smash my cheekbone into hers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked my girlfriend if she knew who Yoda is. She said of course. It's "that green witchard".

Asked my girlfriend if she knew who Yoda is. She said of course.  It's

Got knee surgery on Valentines day Turns out i didn't need it, but can't work for three days.

Got knee surgery on Valentines day Turns out i didn't need it, but can't work for three days.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got 10 link karma in first 2 days of reddit no ideia what that means

Got 10 link karma in first 2 days of reddit no ideia what that means  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers friend a piece of gum out of generosity Friend thinks his breath smells, and I just insulted him

Offers friend a piece of gum out of generosity Friend thinks his breath smells, and I just insulted him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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