Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets told by Reddit "you're doing that too much - try again in 8 minutes Knows it's only been 1 minute but clicks submit again anyway

Gets told by Reddit

Visits cute girl breaks her phone

Visits cute girl breaks her phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Believes 'emancipation of the working class must be the act of the working class' Uses classist standards of language to exclude less educated comrades/to communicate superior knowledge of working class experience.

Believes 'emancipation of the working class must be the act of the working class' Uses classist standards of language to exclude less educated comrades/to communicate superior knowledge of working class experience.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl congratulates him on a recent achievement replies: "you're welcome"

cute girl congratulates him on a recent achievement  replies:

Gets complimented on trick done snowboarding "No problem"

Gets complimented on trick done snowboarding

gets asked to take dirty pictures dont do it out of fear of doing it wrong.

gets asked to take dirty pictures  dont do it out of fear of doing it wrong.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally becomes comfortable around his classmates Semester ends

Finally becomes comfortable around his classmates Semester ends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl: this neckless has three diamonds in it because three of us have it Me: So like a three sum?

Girl: this neckless has three diamonds in it because three of us have it Me: So like a three sum?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes out to cash change jar which contains 3 years worth of change takes it to coinstar, which charges 9%, instead of bank, which is free, to avoid as much human interaction as possible

Goes out to cash change jar which contains 3 years worth of change takes it to coinstar, which charges 9%, instead of bank, which is free, to avoid as much human interaction as possible  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

didn't bring a condom she pulls out a magnum

didn't bring a condom she pulls out a magnum  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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