Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a slap on my ass from a girl i like Sorry

Gets a slap on my ass from a girl i like Sorry   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stands up for pregnant lady and asks politely: Boy or Girl? She's not really pregnant.

Stands up for pregnant lady and asks politely: Boy or Girl? She's not really pregnant.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"just so you know, my roomate jumps on every guy that comes over" Doesn't talk to me

makes small talk with cute girl at party gets jealous when she talks to another guy

makes small talk with cute girl at party  gets jealous when she talks to another guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has friends All 9 seasons

Has friends All 9 seasons  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is on guest list for great new bar's grand opening. Has no friends to go with.

Is on guest list for great new bar's grand opening. Has no friends to go with.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl next door asks name of amazing piano song being played Song of healing from Majora's mask

Hot girl next door asks name of amazing piano song being played Song of healing from Majora's mask  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl wishes you a happy birthday "you too"

Hot girl wishes you a happy birthday

grandma texts good luck on the job hunt puts "xxx" for kisses

grandma texts good luck on the job hunt puts

Lecture about stars. Asks "what about uranus?" as a joke Nobody laughs. Nods and pretends he is learning as teacher explains uranus is not a star.

Lecture about stars.  Asks
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