Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Taking a girl from behind slight smell of shit in the air

Taking a girl from behind slight smell of shit in the air  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ex says I'm the biggest/most pleasurable she's ever had Can't enjoy compliment

Ex says I'm the biggest/most pleasurable she's ever had Can't enjoy compliment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Touches cute girl's ass by accident because he's too fat to pass her in the grocery aisle without contact

Touches cute girl's ass by accident because he's too fat to pass her in the grocery aisle without contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl adds me on facebook after i make a series of clever comments on mutual friend's post friend's new girlfriend

cute girl adds me on facebook after i make a series of clever comments on mutual friend's post friend's new girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally achieved over 1000 comment karma after posting over 1000 comments

Finally achieved over 1000 comment karma after posting over 1000 comments  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes out to bars with friends for new years Jealous of everyone posting on reddit about not having plans

Goes out to bars with friends for new years Jealous of everyone posting on reddit about not having plans  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend lets me borrow the new Assassins Creed Loses it on the way home

Friend lets me borrow the new Assassins Creed Loses it on the way home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets first 500+ point comment Really bothered by one negative response

Gets first 500+ point comment Really bothered by one negative response
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited clubbing to sober drive

Invited clubbing to sober drive  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Leans in to kiss cute girl Baseball hat hits her forehead

Leans in to kiss cute girl Baseball hat hits her forehead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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