Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks for phone number and gets it Accidentally deletes number, calls up other girl saying it's an emergency and asks for number

Asks for phone number and gets it Accidentally deletes number, calls up other girl saying it's an emergency and asks for number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives eloquent testimony on a resolution we were speaking to the second order amendment

Gives eloquent testimony on a resolution we were speaking to the second order amendment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hits on cute girl 'That Guy' starts dry-humping her in front of you

Hits on cute girl 'That Guy' starts dry-humping her in front of you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Helps wife by drying dishes drops her favorite bowl into her favorite pitcher breaking them both and cutting her.

Helps wife by drying dishes drops her favorite bowl into her favorite pitcher breaking them both and cutting her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses virginity Too drunk to finish

Loses virginity Too drunk to finish  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has been madly texting a girl non-stop. sees her in real life, avoids her.

Has been madly texting a girl non-stop. sees her in real life, avoids her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks what you did today "Fine"

Hot girl asks what you did today

Checked out by cute Girl She's here for "Lil' Sibs" Weekend

Checked out by cute Girl She's here for

Sleeps with girl Doesn't make a move

Sleeps with girl Doesn't make a move  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets courage to ask girl out on Valentine's day Gets ignored by said girl

Gets courage to ask girl out on Valentine's day Gets ignored by said girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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