Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GOT GIRLS NUMBER IN A DREAM IT'S A 555 NUMBER

GOT GIRLS NUMBER IN A DREAM IT'S A 555 NUMBER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Invites to guy's house Talks all night

Gets Invites to guy's house Talks all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

correctly defends own answer choice adrenaline rush

correctly defends own answer choice  adrenaline rush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says she loves me "Since when?"

Hot girl says she loves me

finally confident enough to wait for her to start the next conversation she doesn't

finally confident enough to wait for her to start the next conversation she doesn't  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl from math camp messages me on FB Hyperventilates

Hot girl from math camp messages me on FB Hyperventilates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I had a dream about you last night" "You committed a horrible crime"

Found out I'm Strong Enough to Do A Warrior Pushup Change Falls out of pocket and smacks me in the face

Found out I'm Strong Enough to Do A Warrior Pushup Change Falls out of pocket and 
smacks me in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have my beard stroked everyday by other men

have my beard stroked everyday by other men  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a conversation with cleverbot

has a conversation  with cleverbot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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