Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hold the elevator for a hot girl She doesn't get in

Hold the elevator for a hot girl She doesn't get in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl of your dreams finally talks to you but she's calling you frank, isn't making eye contact, and... has bluetooth capabilities

girl of your dreams finally talks to you but she's calling you frank, isn't making eye contact, and... has bluetooth capabilities  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

receives text: "hey babe come over and take a shower with me" brings bathing suit

receives text:

Goes to open door for a lady Door way heavier than expected

Goes to open door for a lady Door way heavier than expected  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks him to come over for coffee leaves when he finds out she doesn't have any

Girl asks him to come over for coffee leaves when he finds out she doesn't have any  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"wow you look great in that new outfit" "thanks mom"

Has interesting statement for reddit Can't figure out what meme to force it into

Has interesting statement for reddit Can't figure out what meme to force it into  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has Massive penis Can never get it up

has Massive penis  Can never get it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Let's drop some of these pussies!! dj deaton is here

Let's drop some of these pussies!! dj deaton is here  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start up a genuine funny thread on boards Own unfortunate mishap reason for hillarious thread

Start up a genuine funny thread on boards Own unfortunate mishap reason for hillarious thread  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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