Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Man up for posting askreddit Chicken out at responses

Man up for posting askreddit Chicken out at responses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend grabs regular size instead of large condoms Makes her swap them because there's a chick stacking shelves next to them.

Girlfriend grabs regular size instead of large condoms Makes her swap them because there's a chick stacking shelves next to them.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl sends you a sexy pic of her in bathing suit Respond with, "Wow you have a nice bedroom!"

Hot girl sends you a sexy pic of her in bathing suit Respond with,

jumps on the door when she wants to go outside runs back in and pees in the dining room

jumps on the door when she wants to go outside runs back in and pees in the dining room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Parents leave for the weekend Halo party in the basement

Parents leave for the weekend Halo party in the basement  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

How is your husband doing? Oh, we're not together anymore

How is your husband doing? Oh, we're not together anymore  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Joins AMA posted 20 minutes ago Subject stopped answering questions 19 minutes ago

Joins AMA posted 20 minutes ago Subject stopped answering questions 19 minutes ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells awesome "yo mama" joke to a sibling

tells awesome

In car with girlfriend listening to Pandora Condom ad

In car with girlfriend listening to Pandora Condom ad  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at me I forget i'm eating and smile back with food in my teeth

Cute girl smiles at me I forget i'm eating and smile back with food in my teeth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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