Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Someone said "Ha, you do make me laugh!" Wasn't trying to be funny.

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Has plans for valentines day mom is coming to visit

Has plans for valentines day mom is coming to visit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finnaly got a girlfriend after two years of being single gets a boner while saying i love you to each other.

Finnaly got a girlfriend after two years of being single gets a boner while saying i love you to each other.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

View out the opposite window of the airplane is awesome Cute girl across the aisle thinks I'm staring

View out the opposite window of the airplane is awesome Cute girl across the aisle thinks I'm staring  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees hot roommates ass while walking by Pretends to cough while drinking water so I have reason to look away

Sees hot roommates ass while walking by Pretends to cough while drinking water so I have reason to look away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives girlfriends mom a box of chocolates for her birthday Tells he he got the "soft centers" because they're easy to chew

Gives girlfriends mom a box of chocolates for her birthday Tells he he got the

goes on coffee date with girl of his dreams farts after laughing at joke

goes on coffee date with girl of his dreams farts after laughing at joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought someone gave me reddit gold it was just an ad for reddit gold on my profile page

Thought someone gave me reddit gold it was just an ad for reddit gold on my profile page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reposts funny Reddit meme on my Facebook account No facebook friends

Reposts funny Reddit meme on my Facebook account  No facebook friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush tells you she has the night off Asks if the reason she told you was in-case you wanted to stalk her

Crush tells you she has the night off Asks if the reason she told you was in-case you wanted to stalk her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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