Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks if I wanna take her out to lunch. "Unfortunately I can't today because I have things to staple."

Hot girl asks if I wanna take her out to lunch.

Decides to stop seeing a girl that turned out to be an irresponsible idiot Made fun of by friends for never attempting sex with her

Decides to stop seeing a girl that turned out to be an irresponsible idiot Made fun of by friends for never attempting sex with her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl checks him out doesn't like what she sees

girl checks him out doesn't like what she sees  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hua!! 100% of cadets who "applied" for EA's received EA's!! Didn't realize there were cadets who "didn't apply"

Hua!! 100% of cadets who

my new class actually seems to like me time to show them my true colors

my new class actually seems to like me time to show them my true colors  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl flirts by a quick jab to the stomach wasn't flexing

Hot girl flirts by a quick jab to the stomach wasn't flexing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot chick at movie who gets nerdy references Too distracted by movie to do anything.

Hot chick at movie who gets nerdy references Too distracted by movie to do anything.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought of the funniest thing Too high to remember

Thought of the funniest thing Too high to remember  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

After date, while walking girl to her door, she asks "Are you coming inside?" Respond, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

After date, while walking girl to her door, she asks

Trying to give team an awesome pep talk "Greatness rocks today"

Trying to give team an awesome pep talk
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