Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

compliment a girl on her freckles acne

compliment a girl on her freckles acne  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva

cute guy i've been crushing on asks for my number laugh awkwardly and choke on my own saliva    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse

Introduces self with case of beer to neighbors  It's a half-way house for alcohol abuse  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

guys weekend in atlantic city to play in a magic the gathering tournament

guys weekend in atlantic city to play in a magic the gathering tournament  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

third date with really cute girl she calls someone a nigger

third date with really cute girl she calls someone a nigger  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

maintain strong eye contact forget to listen

maintain strong eye contact forget to listen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute cashier asks "Can I get your number?" Me: "Sure, we can hang out" She needs it because the cash register is asking for it.

cute cashier asks

thought of witty comeback during argument stuttered horribly while saying it

thought of witty comeback during argument stuttered horribly while saying it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs

tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GF wrote me a love "haiku" I told her it had the wrong number of syllables

GF wrote me a love
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