Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets ton of Karma in first successful post car totaled

Gets ton of Karma in first successful post car totaled  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

told boss he has a beautiful daughter she was his wife

told boss he has a beautiful daughter she was his wife  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets asked to hang out with some new friends Gets nervous and says she has plans, but instead gets coffee by herself

Finally gets asked to hang out with some new friends Gets nervous and says she has plans, but instead gets coffee by herself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lose 40lbs ... boobs stay the same size Not a girl

Lose 40lbs ... boobs stay the same size Not a girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl is flirting and touching me all over "You seem very drunk? - Do you need me to call you a cab?"

Cute girl is flirting and touching me all over

Girl of my dreams holds hand palm up next to me probably just sweaty

Girl of my dreams holds hand palm up next to me probably just sweaty  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catches a blown kiss Eats it

Catches a blown kiss Eats it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got 100 upvotes got 98 downvotes

got 100 upvotes got 98 downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex for the first time in months Has a boner all day to remind me of it

Has sex for the first time in months Has a boner all day to remind me of it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl texts me if I wanted to go to the game. I say yes. She thought I was somebody else

Cute girl texts me if I wanted to go to the game. I say yes. She thought I was somebody else  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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