Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to pee in the urinal beside some guy Can't pee

Goes to pee in the urinal beside some guy Can't pee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

States opinion, over 50 comments agree 6 upvotes

States opinion, over 50 comments agree 6 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to get laid has to take out retainers

about to get laid has to take out retainers   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to top of podium has a nosebleed

Gets to top of podium has a nosebleed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Walking like a boss bottom half of body walks other way

Walking like a boss bottom half of body walks other way  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

invited to sleep in girl's bed wets the bed

invited to sleep in girl's bed wets the bed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to go out with co-workers only one not old enough to drink

Gets invited to go out with co-workers only one not old enough to drink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ends up on "Cash Cab" Too afraid to use the street shoutout

Ends up on

Tells funny story and everyone laughs can't top that so says nothing the rest of the time

Tells funny story and everyone laughs can't top that so says nothing the rest of the time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hold off going to bathroom whilst talking to colleague. colleage pauses conversation to use bathroom, can't wait and follow.

Hold off going to bathroom whilst talking to colleague. colleage pauses conversation to use bathroom, can't wait and follow.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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