Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl hits on you so stoned falls asleep

hot girl hits on you so stoned falls asleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make everyone laugh with funny joke cant stop laughing at own joke

make everyone laugh with funny joke cant stop laughing at own joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girls at the pool smile at me because of my exquisite Farmers tan

Hot girls at the pool smile at me because of my exquisite Farmers tan  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remembers something meaningful about someone you used to be close to, decides to post on their wall reminding them of it. Response: "Who are you?"

Remembers something meaningful about someone you used to be close to, decides to post on their wall reminding them of it. Response:

Hot girl invites me to a party "Never mind don't come you'll be too awkward"

Hot girl invites me to a party

Takes Viagra for Big Night Of Masturbation

Takes Viagra for Big Night Of Masturbation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give up swallowing gum for love Become increasingly paranoid about girlfriend's ability to see stomach contents

Give up swallowing gum for love Become increasingly paranoid about girlfriend's ability to see stomach contents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hit on by an attractive person Watch the disappointment in their eyes as they get to know you

Hit on by an attractive person Watch the disappointment in their eyes as they get to know you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to concert to meet people doesn't talk to anyone.

Go to concert to meet people doesn't talk to anyone.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally holds girl's hand doesn't pay attention and gets hit in the face by a tree branch

finally holds girl's hand doesn't pay attention and gets hit in the face by a tree branch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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