Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting a handjob laying there like a plank because I have no idea what to do

Getting a handjob laying there like a plank because I have no idea what to do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend finally moans "Oh god" for the first time While eating my steak after we've been having sex for 3 years

Girlfriend finally  moans

gets a fuckbuddy gets friendzoned by said fuckbuddy two weeks later

gets a fuckbuddy gets friendzoned by said fuckbuddy two weeks later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Grew up thinking I could speak Italian Turns out I just speak English with an Italian accent

Grew up thinking I could speak Italian  Turns out I just speak English with an Italian accent   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to cute girl in class bumped her arm had to apologize

Talks to cute girl in class bumped her arm had to apologize  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds a spot next to hot girl at the gym machine is broken

finds a spot next to hot girl at the gym machine is broken  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ask girl over to watch avatar the last airbender

ask girl over to watch avatar the last airbender  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asked me if I wanted to go on a date with her Is this a set up?

Cute girl asked me if I wanted to go on a date with her Is this a set up?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally cut down facebook friends to manageable amount half of them send friend requests within the next month and I feel to guilty to not re-add them

Finally cut down facebook friends to manageable amount half of them send friend requests within the next month and I feel to guilty to not re-add them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells the coworker you have a crush on that you made the front page of reddit. "What's reddit?"

Tells the coworker you have a crush on that you made the front page of reddit.
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