Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells girl how alpha you are Knows you live with your parents

Tells girl how alpha you are Knows you live with your parents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

realize reddit is full of cool and smart people realize i don't belong here

realize reddit is full of cool and smart people realize i don't belong here  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush sends a text to tell me I'm handsome and would want to date me, if she didn't already have a boyfriend

Crush sends a text to tell me I'm handsome and would want to date me, if she didn't already have a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Really into BDSM Runs cases about it

Really into BDSM Runs cases about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex but cries during it

Has sex but cries during it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

take cute girl in office out on date only talk about work

take cute girl in office out on date only talk about work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give her a wink Sunglasses are on

Give her a wink Sunglasses are on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comes up with good argument thirty minutes later

comes up with good argument thirty minutes later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Recognized redditor in the wild and engaged in conversation music goes quiet as i yell "i love potato in my anus!"

Recognized redditor in the wild and engaged in conversation music goes quiet as i yell

Neighbor invites you to go to her apartment to "beat a COD mission." Boyfriend is too drunk to beat it himself.

Neighbor invites you to go to her apartment to
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