Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Needs to buy condoms fills cart with random junk to hide them

Needs to buy condoms fills cart with random junk to hide them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has song idea in dreams About cartilage

Has song idea in dreams About cartilage  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"what if your blind date is in a wheelchair?" "I guess I'd just roll with it"

finally has enough courage to sit next to cute guy in lecture guy gets up and moves one seat away

finally has enough courage to sit next to cute guy in lecture guy gets up and moves one seat away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dogs run up excited when I get home They get calm when they realize that girlfriend is not with me

Dogs run up excited when I get home  They get calm when they realize that girlfriend is not with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives the gift of Reddit Gold For a year instead of a month.

Gives the gift of Reddit Gold For a year instead of a month.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Beatiful girl sits next to me, and says "Hi"... I Blurt out "Marry me"

Beatiful girl sits next to me, and says

You're pushing so hard on my cervix i must be really shallow

You're pushing so hard on my cervix i must be really shallow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally finds relatable subjects to provide constructive and valid replies to "you are doing that too much. try again in 9 minutes."

finally finds relatable subjects to provide constructive and valid replies to

Girl agrees to give you blowjob blows air on your penis

Girl agrees to give you blowjob blows air on your penis  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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