Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sits at table full of hot girls ends up talking with other guy the whole time

Sits at table full of hot girls ends up talking with other guy the whole time   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MAkes friends laugh replays the moment multiple times in own head to relive the glory

MAkes friends laugh replays the moment multiple times in own head to relive the glory  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says All you sexy people lets go clubbing Goes back to room

Girl says All you sexy people lets go clubbing Goes back to room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl notices accidental compliment "Don't feel special, I tell that to everyone"

Hot girl notices accidental compliment

Happy birthday! Thanks! You too!

Happy birthday! Thanks! You too!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chick hits on me at bar, say "Sorry, not a lesbian" Replies "WHoa, I really thought you were a man!"

Chick hits on me at bar, say

Phone Rings at 1:00 AM "Battery Full. Please remove your charger"

Phone Rings at 1:00 AM

gives awesome advice to others never uses it for himself

gives awesome advice to others never uses it for himself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey man, congrats on getting laid" didn't get laid

Gets added by cute girl on facebook cant decide what to make first status after accepting

Gets added by cute girl on facebook cant decide what to make first status after accepting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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