Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting a handjob from my girlfriend Farts

Getting a handjob from my girlfriend Farts   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yeah I'm not that stupid I know what day it is ...I'm so sorry for your loss

Yeah I'm not that stupid
 I know what day it is ...I'm so sorry for your loss   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked out cute cashier I've been flirting with for a while Bumped into her while perusing condoms at the same store

Asked out cute cashier I've been flirting with for a while Bumped into her while perusing condoms at the same store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy tells me "nice paint job, man!" Reply "I'm good, how 'bout you?"

Guy tells me

Hot girl that you meet over the weekend stops to say hi to you Forgot her name

Hot girl that you meet over the weekend stops to say hi to you Forgot her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Comments on a female friend's picture saying she looks like she's lost weight Picture is a year old

Comments on a female friend's picture saying she looks like she's lost weight Picture is a year old  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a lot of good meme ideas because of extreme social awkwardness

Has a lot of good meme ideas because of extreme social awkwardness  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets over 5,000 upvotes on post self-post

Gets over 5,000 upvotes on post self-post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Neighbors offer you their pool while they're on vacation Too scared to use it for fear they might still be home

Neighbors offer you their pool while they're on vacation Too scared to use it for fear they might still be home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In bedroom with a girl fixing her computer

In bedroom with a girl fixing her computer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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