Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invites drunk girl up for coffee has coffee, then asks her to leave

Invites drunk girl up for coffee has coffee, then asks her to leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me i have "movie star looks" did i say girl? i meant my dental hygienist

Girl tells me i have

Reaches across body to hold a door open for an attractive girl Punches her in the face

Reaches across body to hold a door open for an attractive girl Punches her in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends ages Writing thought provoking reply/post based on personal experience admitting personal feelings Has too little confidence and closes tab without posting it

Spends ages Writing thought provoking reply/post based on personal experience admitting personal feelings Has too little confidence and closes tab without posting it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Casually ask a girl to lunch this Thursday Forget this Thursday is Valentines Day

Casually ask a girl to lunch this Thursday Forget this Thursday is Valentines Day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

recognizes semi-famous person on street and introduces self can't think of anything to say afterwards

recognizes semi-famous person on street and introduces self can't think of anything to say afterwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I try to surprise new woman I'm seeing I scare her and she punches hard on reflex

I try to surprise new woman I'm seeing I scare her and she punches hard on reflex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Threw girlfriend over my shoulder accidentally farted in her face

Threw girlfriend over my shoulder accidentally farted in her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets the nerve to ask out crush Forgets how to speak and then farts

Finally gets the nerve to ask out crush Forgets how to speak and then farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks how my day is going Good, how's your goat?

Girl asks how my day is going Good, how's your goat?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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