Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Female friend says how awesome and respectful I am Says no when I ask her out because I'm too good for her

Female friend says how awesome and respectful I am Says no when I ask her out because I'm too good for her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Loses virginity to girl of his dreams she moves 2 weeks later

Loses virginity to girl of his dreams she moves  2 weeks later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

proves higgs field exists tells the world with comic sans

proves higgs field exists tells the world with comic sans  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets new glasses. Crush notices. "Hey there's something different about you." Panic. "Uh. No."

Gets new glasses. Crush notices.

Has dream about sex with a hot girl tells her

Has dream about sex with a hot girl tells her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tease hot girl about shitty shift she has to work tomorrow she knows you look at her schedule

Tease hot girl about shitty shift she has to work tomorrow she knows you look at her schedule  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

background dancer in friend's incredibly popular music video becomes the epitome of awkward white people dancing

background dancer in friend's incredibly popular music video becomes the epitome of awkward white people dancing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"you look really good in that shirt" Wears it every time he sees her

Learns a new language Still can't talk to people

Learns a new language Still can't talk to people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Participates in date auction Sold to a cougar

Participates in date auction Sold to a cougar  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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