Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Politely tells boss there's a smudge on her forehead It's a cross for Ash Wednesday

Politely tells boss there's a smudge on her forehead  It's a cross for Ash Wednesday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds a girls hand Immediately ejaculates

Holds a girls hand Immediately ejaculates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes the first move on boyfriend by kissing his neck drools

makes the first move on boyfriend by kissing his neck drools  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally earns karma on reddit realizes greatest achievement in life was earning karma from people I'll never meet

finally earns karma on reddit realizes greatest achievement in life was earning karma from people I'll never meet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl raves 'best i've ever had' after sex took her virginity

girl raves 'best i've ever had' after sex took her virginity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute Cashier smiles at me misinterprets it as a sexual invitation

cute Cashier smiles at me misinterprets it as a sexual invitation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ryanair customer service says have a nice flight You too

Ryanair customer service says have a nice flight You too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with pretty girl gets slight erection

Makes eye contact with pretty girl gets slight erection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Police Officer: "Go Ahead, have a good night" "Wait Officer, come back! I have a question about New York law!"

Police Officer:

Girl texts me CU46? lol what?

Girl texts me CU46? lol what?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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