Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Penguin 2.0 is good for everyone WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Penguin 2.0 is good for everyone WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets famous actor from favorite childhood movie has to ask his son if it's him

Meets famous actor from favorite childhood movie  has to ask his son if it's him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIRL I LIKE: MY BACK HURTS. CAN YOU COME OVER AND GIVE ME A MASSAGE? ME: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE MASSAGES

GIRL I LIKE: MY BACK HURTS. CAN YOU COME OVER AND GIVE ME A MASSAGE? ME: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE MASSAGES  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl's dog runs over to play with my dog while he's taking a shit

Hot girl's dog runs over to play with my dog while he's taking a shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a party Has been gone for 11 months without anyone noticing.

Gets invited to a party Has been gone for 11 months without anyone noticing.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BIG TEXT TURNS OUT TO BE LAME

BIG TEXT TURNS OUT TO BE LAME  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meets new girls at the strip club

meets new girls at the strip club  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hooks up with cute asian in bar too drunk to recognize which one it was after going to the bathroom

hooks up with cute asian in bar too drunk to recognize which one it was after going to the bathroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Best friend hook you up with a hot girl her voice sounds like a duck in pain.

Best friend hook you up with a hot girl her voice sounds like a duck in pain.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decide to participate in 'talk like a pirate day' Nobody at work ever talks to me

Decide to participate in 'talk like a pirate day' Nobody at work ever talks to me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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