Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends witty happy hour email to entire company contains typo that alludes to a handjob

Sends witty happy hour email to entire company contains typo that alludes to a handjob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date ends with a kiss gets dumped by text on the drive home

Date ends with a kiss gets dumped by text on the drive home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never friendzoned Never tried either

Never friendzoned Never tried either  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Last day of school avoid people so you don't hear "I'm going to miss you"

Last day of school avoid people so you don't hear

GETS INVITED TO PARTY STANDS ALONE IN THE CORNER

GETS INVITED TO PARTY STANDS ALONE IN THE CORNER   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

chat up girl on phone keep the mic on so entire party chat hear you make a fool of yourself

chat up girl on phone keep the mic on so entire party chat hear you make a fool of yourself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stop car to let someone in no one is behind you

Stop car to let someone in no one is behind you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "See You later" Reply with "Aligator"

Girl says

Hot girl at gym bends all the way over spread-eagle tries to think of a way to warn her against gym creepers

Hot girl at gym bends all the way over spread-eagle tries to think of a way to warn her against gym creepers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT, WANNA COME IN??" "I HAVE TO FEED MY CAT..."

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