Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Celebrate 88% on math final find out it's 88/200

Celebrate 88% on math final find out it's 88/200  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drive up to and greet someone you know on the road Drive slower then they do to avoid repeated eye contact

Drive up to and greet someone you know on the road Drive slower then they do to avoid repeated eye contact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked, "How's it going?" replies, "Not too much."

Asked,

Girlfriend nicknames your penis "little buddy"

Girlfriend nicknames your penis

Doesn't have to worry about people seeing boner in public Because it's so small

Doesn't have to worry about people seeing boner in public Because it's so small  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

post cool link, front page fuck up title, get hit by karma train

post cool link, front page fuck up title, get hit by karma train  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to big Upperclassman party Is on reddit the whole time.

Goes to big Upperclassman party Is on reddit the whole time.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend screams name during sex responds with "What?"

Girlfriend screams name during sex responds with

poured water on someone's pants so it looks like they peed laughs too hard and actually pees pants

poured water on someone's pants so it looks like they peed laughs too hard and actually pees pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets five girls' phone numbers in a week Not even a single date

Gets five girls' phone numbers in a week  Not even a single date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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