Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Clap your hands to kill a fly You miss, but still wipe your hands

Clap your hands to kill a fly You miss, but still wipe your hands  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wakes up early to work out spends next hour on reddit because all the links are blue

wakes up early to work out spends next hour on reddit because all the links are blue  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl hits on you asks to exchange numbers Rejects you when you call her

Girl hits on you asks to exchange numbers Rejects you when you call her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ventures online into a world of potential spends all night upvoting steins

ventures online into a world of potential spends all night upvoting steins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has great conversation with extremely attractive and interesting girl she's moving back across the country this week for good

has great conversation with extremely attractive and interesting girl she's moving back across the country this week for good  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute stranger helps carry heavy box to thrift store walk the whole way making awkward one-sided conversation then say 'thanks' and leave separately

Cute stranger helps carry heavy box to thrift store walk the whole way making awkward one-sided conversation then say 'thanks' and leave separately  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a girl to a concert 5 months from now

Asks a girl to a concert 5 months from now  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets new girlfriend likes almost every picture of her on facebook

gets new girlfriend likes almost every picture of her on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

On stage real life

On stage real life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Waits until gym is empty to fart hot chick walks in seconds later

Waits until gym is empty to fart hot chick walks in seconds later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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