Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

don't hold door for someone so i don't have to wait for them and make them feel awkward they were closer than you thought, so you slammed the door in their face

don't hold door for someone so i don't have to wait for them and make them feel awkward they were closer than you thought, so you slammed the door in their face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comments with kickass argument against someone on facebook deletes it because of typo

comments with kickass argument against someone on facebook deletes it because of typo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl you like posts on your wall Post nothing for days so that it stays on top

Girl you like posts on your wall Post nothing for days so that it stays on top  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

throws out first pitch at a professional baseball game hits the catcher in the face

throws out first pitch at a professional baseball game hits the catcher in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says she wants to take a shower tells you to wait downstairs

Says she wants to take a shower tells you to wait downstairs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get text from attractive girl asking "what's up?" out of the blue Convince yourself she must be trying to mess with you, don't reply

Get text from attractive girl asking

Ask pretty girl on a date She says no!

Ask pretty girl on a date She says no!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girl's phone number at a bar leaves phone at home

Gets a girl's phone number at a bar leaves phone at home   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets valentine a card signs last name

gets valentine a card signs last name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend paints toenails Has pink toenails

Girlfriend paints toenails Has pink toenails  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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