Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Raising two toddlers Just slipped and told my boss I have to use the "potty"

Raising two toddlers Just slipped and told my boss I have to use the

Dreams of a clever post that makes it to the front page too scared to post since it was a repost even in the dream

Dreams of a clever post that makes it to the front page too scared to post since it was a repost even in the dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Customer asks for the store number so she can commend me to the manager Months later realize you gave her the wrong number

Customer asks for the store number so she can commend me to the manager Months later realize you gave her the wrong number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend says she wants to watch star wars complains when jar jar isn't in the movie

girlfriend says she wants to watch star wars complains when jar jar isn't in the movie  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kissing a girl on second date, my hand on her boob Finding out she's a virgin

Kissing a girl on second date, my hand on her boob Finding out she's a virgin   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys a few friends food "we'll get 5$ foot longs, and everyone gets six inches"

Buys  a few friends food

Working at drive-thru saying "thank you sir please pull forward" Seeing that you were talking to a woman

Working at drive-thru saying

Finally find some facebook gold it's someone making me look like an idiot on my own status

Finally find some facebook gold it's someone making me look like an idiot on my own status  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at you give her the duck face

Cute girl smiles at you give her the duck face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Elated not to have a "micro-penis" sees the word "unfurl"

Elated not to have a
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