Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Applying for honors history. Had to write an essay on the most important event in US history. Choose the civil war. Mom asks if that's the one were we freed the slaves.

Applying for honors history. Had to write an essay on the most important event in US history. Choose the civil war. Mom asks if that's the one were we freed the slaves.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets awesome valentine's day card from his mother

gets awesome valentine's day card from his mother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

feeling hot girls tits farts in her bed real loud

feeling hot girls tits farts in her bed real loud  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes the front page of reddit texts and calls all redditor friends to make sure they see it

Makes the front page of reddit texts and calls all redditor friends to make sure they see it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot chick outside a bar: "oh you work on cars? mine is sounding funny, we should take it for a test drive" "No, we are both drunk, that would be irresponsible"

Hot chick outside a bar:

Gets text from Girl asks to give answers to homework

Gets text from Girl asks to give answers to homework  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Only person in back of class, let a monster slip out your asscrack Cute girl comes in late, sits right next to you.

Only person in back of class, let a monster slip out your asscrack Cute girl comes in late, sits right next to you.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to give cute girl a Hug Elbows her in the mouth

Goes to give cute girl a Hug Elbows her in the mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says she doesn't mind me mouth fucking her because i have a small penis

Girlfriend says she doesn't mind me mouth fucking her because i have a small penis  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At girl's house clogs toilet

At girl's house clogs toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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