Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have large penis Too embarrassed to buy large condoms

Have large penis Too embarrassed to buy large condoms  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Honks at hot girls and they wave Not paying attention and stop at green light next to them

Honks at hot girls and they wave Not paying attention and stop at green light next to them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

great at talking to girls as friends to insecure to actually ask any of them out

great at talking to girls as friends to insecure to actually ask any of them out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally got a new apartment to throw parties in don't have any friends

finally got a new apartment to throw parties in don't have any friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has amazing sex with hot girl says "thank you" after its over

has amazing sex with hot girl says

posts thoughtful and insightful comment In all caps

posts thoughtful and insightful comment In all caps  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes hot cashier laugh at work with joke about boss Boss is behind you and he hears

Makes hot cashier laugh at work with joke about boss Boss is behind you and he hears  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has her first orgasm by watching batman

has her first orgasm by watching batman  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is in a band The school band...

is in a band The school band...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a huge stash of condoms that only get used when friends borrow them

has a huge stash of condoms that only get used when friends borrow them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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