Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fills water bottle with the shorter water fountain to let others drink next person in line is a midget

fills water bottle with the shorter water fountain to let others drink next person in line is a midget  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wins an argument 2 days later in my head

wins an argument 2 days later in my head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I really wanna hang out with you this weekend" "Um, your welcome"

A KIND, ATTRACTIVE, INTERESTING GIRL WANTS TO START A CONVERSATION? BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

A KIND, ATTRACTIVE, INTERESTING GIRL WANTS TO START A CONVERSATION? BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

you eat the vag soo good im done. see ya!

you eat the vag soo good im done. see ya!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally ask out cute girl at coffee shop already has two boyfriends

Finally ask out cute girl at coffee shop already has two boyfriends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend sends me sexy messages correct her grammar and ruin the moment

girlfriend sends me sexy messages correct her grammar and ruin the moment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

It's my cakeday! No it's not!

It's my cakeday! No it's not!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girlfriend calls me to come over just mastubated

girlfriend calls me to come over just mastubated  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl calls to ask what I'm up to this morning "just finished putting the rub on my meat"

cute girl calls to ask what I'm up to this morning
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