Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In elevator: a pregnant woman comes in and I spark up a conversation about when her baby is due. She's not pregnant. She gets off at same floor.

In elevator: a pregnant woman comes in and I spark up a conversation about when her baby is due. She's not pregnant. She gets off at same floor.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Does something socially awesome Gets lambasted on reddit because it doesn't fit their narrow and technical definition of "socially awesome"

Does something socially awesome Gets lambasted on reddit because it doesn't fit their narrow and technical definition of

Talks for hours with a girl you got a crush on about guys she should hook up with

Talks for hours with a girl you got a crush on about guys she should hook up with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to get a hug from crush headbutts her in the face

about to get a hug from crush headbutts her in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Late-night bro conversation over the phone "Good night bro"

Late-night bro conversation over the phone

Went to the movies with cute girl Has No idea what to do with hands

Went to the movies with cute girl Has No idea what to do with hands  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Boss calls you in to give you a promotion Gives two weeks notice

Boss calls you in to give you a promotion Gives two weeks notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got friend-zoned by a guy we still have have sex

got friend-zoned by a guy we still have have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wore a clean white shirt today Got a stain within the first hour of wearing it

Wore a clean white shirt today  Got a stain within the first hour of wearing it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

on first date with super cute girl poop really fast so she thinks you just went pee

on first date with super cute girl poop really fast so she thinks you just went pee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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