Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Junk was complimented by grandma

Junk was complimented by grandma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"If she's worth it, you'll make her wait" She makes me wait

silent fart smells terrible

silent fart smells terrible  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

looks forward to and plans for superbowl party avoids everyone and watches game with feigned intensity

looks forward to and plans for superbowl party avoids everyone and watches game with feigned intensity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets girl to dance with him Doesn't actually know how to dance

Gets girl to dance with him Doesn't actually know how to dance  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl tries to play footsie with you retracts leg

cute girl tries to play footsie with you retracts leg  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says "Take me now!" "Where?"

Girl says

Get a hot hairdresser at supercuts NOSE WONT STOP RUNNING

Get a hot hairdresser at supercuts  NOSE WONT STOP RUNNING  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

posts awesomely on Facebook dad comments first

posts awesomely on Facebook dad comments first  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had sex it was in a dream

Had sex it was in a dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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