Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decides to shit with the door open because nobody is home Surprise visit from the in-laws

Decides to shit with the door open because nobody is home Surprise visit from the in-laws  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sits down next to cute girl in class tells me boyrfriend was sitting there

Sits down next to cute girl in class tells me boyrfriend was sitting there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

met awesome girl while drinking with friends got too drunk and randomly disappeared

met awesome girl while drinking with friends got too drunk and randomly disappeared  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally Gets hit on By a little kid

Finally Gets hit on  By a little kid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends 30 minutes drafting a polite email to boss still sounds like an asshole wrote it

Spends 30 minutes drafting a polite email to boss still sounds like an asshole wrote it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smoothly pull out lighter for hot rocker chick USB Key

Smoothly pull out lighter for hot rocker chick USB Key  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Farts Walks away whistling

Farts Walks away whistling  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got a hair cut. girl I like says its really cute! WTF DO I SAY BACK?

got a hair cut. girl I like says its really cute! WTF DO I SAY BACK?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hang out with girl for 3 hours Only realize that was a date a week later

Hang out with girl for 3 hours Only realize that was a date a week later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Maintains eye contact for entire conversation Pokes self in eye with straw

Maintains eye contact for entire conversation Pokes self in eye with straw  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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