Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl in drive-thru tells me I have a nice smile and am cute "Thanks, you have a nice dog"

Girl in drive-thru tells me I have a nice smile and am cute

girlfriend says "i like when you chase me" replies with "well you better start running"

girlfriend says

go to friend's big birthday house party spend 3 hours talking with 2 other dudes about game of thrones

go to friend's big birthday house party spend 3 hours talking with 2 other dudes about game of thrones  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl blatantly trying to have sex with him has no idea

girl blatantly trying to have sex with him has no idea  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got hit on today by a 12 year old

got hit on today by a 12 year old   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl giving BJ: "Your cock is so smooth" "I moisturize a lot"

Girl giving BJ:

I can feel your heartbeat through your titties

I can feel your heartbeat through your titties  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes girl out to dinner talks about the food

takes girl out to dinner talks about the food  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CAKEDAY says nothing all day unable to think of a post

CAKEDAY says nothing all day unable to think of a post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have girls fall at your feet is StuporCollider

Have girls fall at your feet is StuporCollider  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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