Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A girl recognized me in public. Because we play a video game online together.

A girl recognized me in public.  Because we play a video game online together.    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Biggest guy in the gym ON Sunday morning

Biggest guy in the gym ON Sunday morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doubled karma on cakeday Still only 2 karma

Doubled karma on cakeday Still only 2 karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to cute girl i liked in high school ends up dating my brother

Talking to cute girl i liked in high school ends up dating my brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Set up date with girl panic and think of excuses not to go

Set up date with girl panic and think of excuses not to go  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

thinking about sex at the dentist while she is working on my teeth started licking her fingers

thinking about sex at the dentist while she is working on my teeth started licking her fingers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets first blowjob whole body goes numb

gets first blowjob whole body goes numb  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Your penis is pretty big I was expecting it to be much smaller

Your penis is pretty big I was expecting it to be much smaller  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a good question in reckful stream Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer

Asks a good question in reckful stream Too much adrenaline to listen to the answer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute cashier compliments my beer selection stupidly smile and say "i'm not picky"

cute cashier compliments my beer selection stupidly smile and say
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