Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

buys girl concert ticket for her birthday to show she's been wanting to see forever makes plans with another guy because i gave her one ticket and she couldn't put 2 & 2 together

buys girl concert ticket for her birthday to show she's been wanting to see forever  makes plans with another guy because i gave her one ticket and she couldn't put 2 & 2 together  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

accepted onto the school Quidditch Team assigned to be the snitch

accepted onto the school Quidditch Team assigned to be the snitch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brings girl back to apartment, walks up to my floor with girl in hand Not my building

Brings girl back to apartment, walks up to my floor with girl in hand Not my building  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting awesome BJ "I taste lotion."

Getting awesome 
BJ

sneak up and smack my wife's ass at the store not my wife, real wife sees me doing it

sneak up and smack my wife's ass at the store not my wife, real wife sees me doing it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes a week off work Ends up working from home

Takes a week off work Ends up working from home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tough, mean, antisocial prof compliments my final performance "Yay"

Tough, mean, antisocial prof compliments my final performance

Already kissed her still awkward as hell

Already kissed her still awkward as hell  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to be nice by offering money to homeless Isn't homeless

Tries to be nice by offering money to homeless  Isn't homeless   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

KARMA GOES WAY UP BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ARGUING OVER HOW IDIOTIC MY COMMENT WAS

KARMA GOES WAY UP BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ARGUING OVER HOW IDIOTIC MY COMMENT WAS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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